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The Judge shirt I received was somewhat small, and I contacted Wizards to get a replacement.  I requested something with a 22 neck which based on the sizing given would go up to about a 4XL.  The response from Wizards:

Sir, we recognize the difficulty my may be having with your shirt, but due to limitations of supplier we not may be able to meet your request.  The supplier is located in Europe and shirts that large are simply not easy to come by in the EU due to their low consumption in comparison to the US.

Thank you

I either need to find a US supplier or fatten up the EU.

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A few weeks back, I purchased a painfully bright, used-as-a-clean-up-rag-in-the-Chernobyl-sarcophagus loud dress shirt.  I unleashed it on an unsuspecting public today.  And here it is:
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The vignetting really brings out the hideous in the shirt.  The shirt’s brightness extends into the UV spectrum and can probably blind bees, possibly causing Hive Collapse Syndrome.  The party went well otherwise and the hosts could return the lights to a normal level after I changed into something less gut-wrenching.

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Day 1
Coworker: You have a stain on your shirt.
Me: Yeah, baja chalupa, always gets me.

Day 2
Coworker: Did you change your shirt?  There’s a stain on it again.
Me: Yeah, baja chalupa strikes again.

Day 3
Coworker: No stains.  Did you find a way to navigate the baja chalupa?
Me: It was cold today, the stain’s on my jacket.