Now that I’m at camp I can’t have my traditional breakfast of a Scotch and a handful of Tums.
-Rob Scafidi
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Administrative Requirements
Anthony Celona is Assistant Program Director for 2008 and he doesn’t quite fit in with the rest of the administration. It’s not that he has a non-sequential learning curve or that he has a fro that Schindler could have used but he has no dunlop. If you’re not familiar, the dunlop is a growth that occurs when one has dunlop’s disease, where one’s gut dun lop over one’s belt.
Rob Scafidi had the genius idea of manufacturing a prosthetic dunlop to aid the dunlopically deficient. I look forward to Anthony getting fired “That’s it Cenola! You’ve fucked up for the last time. Turn in your keys, radio and dunlop and get the hell out of my office.â€
Election Day Extra
Voting was well, dull. Most of the slots were “Pick 8 people to be associate vizier to the regional viceroy” or whatever term the Republican Party uses as go-fors between its legates and guls and the Vorta (providing further proof that Mitt Romney is not only an ideological changling but also a Founder, how else does he keep that glow?)
Anyway, once those Hobson’s Choices were made, there were officers where no one was running. So, in the interest of exercising the most voting I could I wrote in a number of my regular readers for various offices in the Republican party. Mykie, I wish you good luck as “Representer for Local District 438” and hope Rob doesn’t mind being the state bursar.
Election Day Extra
Voting was well, dull. Most of the slots were “Pick 8 people to be associate vizier to the regional viceroy” or whatever term the Republican Party uses as go-fors between its legates and guls and the Vorta (providing further proof that Mitt Romney is not only an ideological changling but also a Founder, how else does he keep that glow?)
Anyway, once those Hobson’s Choices were made, there were officers where no one was running. So, in the interest of exercising the most voting I could I wrote in a number of my regular readers for various offices in the Republican party. Mykie, I wish you good luck as “Representer for Local District 438” and hope Rob doesn’t mind being the state bursar.