My last fling of the already ended summer was to be a trip to NYC with Mike, Suzie, and Kacey, the last of whom I’d be meeting on the ride up.  I was tired from Suzie’s arrival the night before as we ate cheese in the office chairs around my kitchen table so I was worried about bringing out my A-game for meeting Mike’s friend Kacey.  In advance of this meeting, I asked if there were any triggers I should avoid, despite this, I managed to make a girlfriend, Hitler, Down Syndrome, and misogynist joke with the first 90 minutes of meeting her.  Good job, Terry.

Driving to New York was new to me and a combination of rain and fatigue made it harder still.  I stopped in Newark for gas which required me shepherding a gas attendant that was probably in his prime during the partition of India to the pump, showing him how to operate it, and then physically sliding his attendant car through the card reader so I could pump my own gas, all in one of two states where doing so is illegal.  We then stopped for a snack at McDonalds where a large man asked me for my change.  I gave it to him, it totaling some 72 cents, and he walked away from the parking lot whistling.  Newark, jewel of the Passaic.  [That’s for you, Kyle.  – Ed.]

Otherwise, the ride to New York was uneventful and the conversation for the evening could be summarized thusly.

The parking garage I wished to use was full so I had to resort to on-street parking.  I found a spot beyond a no standing sign but before a no parking sign, and we walked our things in the rain initially to the wrong apartment (sorry Mike, Suzie, and Kacey) and eventually to the right apartment which was on the 3rd floor (sorry Mike, Suzie, and Kacey).  The place would normally be considered cozy for four people but compared to the capsule of a room Mike, Suzie, and I had previously used at the Hotel Pennsylvania, this was an executive suite.  There was a kitchen-like area, a Venus flytrap/couch hybrid sometimes called a futon, and most importantly a floor space that nicely fit the air mattress.  There floor was laminate so every time I moved on the mattress it sounded like Kraftwerk’s version of whalesong.  Next time, I bring an extra sheet.

I took a trip to New York with someone today and the number of strips of paper and bits of plastic required to run the whole loop were manifold.  This included:

1 Parking slip
2 Train tickets into the city
2 Subway tickets/Metro Cards
2 MTA tickets northbound
2 venue entrance tickets
2 MTA tickets southbound
1 Dinner reservation print out
2 Evening event tickets
2 Train tickets out of the city

16 clumps of atoms of some sort required plus keys, wallet, and notepad.  I’m glad the paperless world of tomorrow has arrived.

I’m taking a trip to New York City next weekend with someone whose time I value and wanted to do a dry run of the route to check that I’d allowed proper time to move from one leg of mass transit to another.  The plan was to drive to Secaucus, train to Penn Station, subway to Time Square then Grand Central, and then train to near Fordham University and then to eventually unwind this sequence doing things along the way.  Midway through the run as I had accumulated all the bits requires to made the circle I pulled out a wad of ticket stubs, metro cards, receipts, and entrance passes that formed a bolus of verification in my pocket such that one could probably calculate a reasonably accurate credit score from its contents.  God bless the breast pocket.

The MTA North out of Grand Central doesn’t seem like you’re moving from one place of a certain type to another of that type but more so that you’re escaping from something and going to a place marked on maps as “elsewhere”.  When I found out the train made different stops at different times and my stop was not one of them, I got off at 125th street in Harlem and found myself in a distinctly different place of such alien character to where I had just been that it would be like taking the R3 out of Suburban Station in Philadelphia and arriving in what appeared to be Prague 20 minutes later.  There was a man in a dilapiated suit with a bowler hat of a kind that always makes me think “that guy trains penguins”.  A statuesque Eastern bloc woman was arguing over the cost of a slice of pizza with what appeared in comparison to be a lilliputian Hispanic man and a very enthusiastic Borat-like bus driver was announcing stops.  I drank this in for a few minutes before taking a returning train into Grand Central and as the buildings rose in height I felt again in the shadow of civilization.

I was now back to a type of cultural smorgasbord to which I thought myself accustomed and trauma must have been written on my face as I received a wink from a pretty black woman that seemed to say “you’re safe”.  I nodded back and it wasn’t until she got up to leave at the next stop that I realized that she and the entire row of people on that side of the car were dwarfs.  I <3 NY

Dawn came at 11 am or so as we left our queen-size coffin and checked our bags in the basement of the Hotel Pennsylvania including our umbrellas as the forecast listed the chance of rain at 20%.  Oops.  We first head south to near the World Trade Center site which was still a seeming pile of rubble like every other construction project in America and here I found comfort.  While the destruction of the plaza was an event of such enormity the numerals of the date are their own memorial the site itself was being consumed by the American industrial beast with a determination that makes me proud.  The area around contains parks, restaurants, business complexes, and a coast whose inspirational view of New Jersey.

Heading east we hit Trinity church, burial place of Alexander Hamilton, James Watt, and Roger Morris.  The stained glass of the apse were exceptional in the small church and the ancient graveyard felt like it was stubborn in its stand against the encroaching modernity of Wall Street.

Trinity Choir

Apse glasswork with Suzie for scale

 

Wall Street was busy as befits Wall Street as it is nearly impossible to pass it on a vehicle with all the inter-building pedestrian traffic and this only clears up as one goes from business hub to the ring of aspirational stores that ring NYSE, the Treasury Museum, and the Federal Reserve.    The New York Stock Exchange had before it the largest American flag I’d ever seen and I had to climb over many European tourists to grab this shot of the tenderness of the symbol of liberty on the stone symbol of capitalism.  I think they make a good couple and would survive poorly with out each other.
NYSE Flags

We headed again East to have lunch in the shadow of the Brooklyn Bridge in the rain.  Roebling’s foresight in creating a bridge vastly larger that what was required has allowed his great grandchildren’s generation to see something transplanted from another world.  The bridge is sturdy in a way that was alien to both then and now using more materials than anyone thought necessary but without the advances of structural steel and engineering that allow for the almost gossamer radial span bridges that would come 80 years later.  Vendors were selling almost name brands at almost discount prices as tourists queued up for a boat tour.

Brooklyn Bridge

Next we went north through Chinatown with its legion juxtapositions.
McChina

Heading west towards the Canal Street subway hub led us through market stalls where I could identify only a 3rd of the fruits and vegetables and shops with more gold and silver in them than seemed possible interspersed with one-off branches for banks whose home business was from 20 different countries.  Both of these being stores of value that have in their own way become traditional.  I wonder what layer of meaning lied buried under my ignorance of Mandarin and Cantonese.

The subway ride north was steamy as the water absorbed in the rain combined with sweat when exposed to the perpetual warmth of the subway terminals to create a steamy cloud of unwashed humanity.  This smell goes between comforting, disgusting, and funny depending on one’s mood and disposition.  We got off north of central park and began walking west to the Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine, the Episcopal seat of the Diocese of New York.

New York buildings possess a grandness to themselves but the cathedral possesses a sense of grandeur that is something apart.  Most big buildings are surrounded by other big buildings gradually dwindling in size but the cathedral has gardens, sculpture, fountains, sheds, convent/monastic structures, and educational facilities.  The trees are much larger than those that normally line the street so the steeple always looms with no obvious path through the grounds until you find the massive doors.
Vagrant outside St. John
The inside is vast enough that there is something akin to mall walkers that walk around the nave without entering the church proper whose whose surface area is 121,000 square feet.    The ceiling rises 120 feet in some areas which creates a sense of cloistered openness as if one is in a grotto surrounded by miles of rock as the mishmash of Gothic, Byzantine, Roman, and more modern elements come through as veins from some architectural quarry held up by the 8 main granite pillars that plunge over 70 feet before striking bed rock.  The doors have a set of prayer candles near them that had prostrations in a dozen languages for everything to solving world hunger to the lose of a cat.  The celestory is magnificent and the glasswork was awe-inspiring even when the building was wrapped in the inky greyness of the day.

I had dragged Mike and Suzie 30 blocks to see the church and after some time in it, I think we all found the trek worth it.  St. John’s the Unfinished again inspired in me a notion of the numinous for the second time in my life.  THe first time was tinged with a sense of the divine, this time a sense of humanity.
Candles and John the Divine

Our final stop was a Hungarian pastry shop where gruff 20 somethings read Camus next to MacBooks.  I had a poppy seed pastry and we unleashed a flurry of text messages to our respective parties when a clock check indicated we need to leave.  We made the southbound Northeast Corridor train with little time to spare and sunk into our seats with a sense that had escaped, not in the sense that we were being held against our will but captivated.  We would return.

The evening wound down in Princeton over dinner with a friend consisting of brick oven pizza and artisanal cheese.  How can I refuse something with “artisanal” in its name?

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Mike, Suzie, and I picked up the New Jersey Transit Northeast Corridor line at Princeton Junction Station northbound for Penn Station.  The forecast called for rain so I included two umbrellas in my packing which looked ridiculous as we sat down on the double-decker train for the 80 minute ride into New York City.  The Northeast Corridor route has two stretches where the monotony of urban hardscapes alternating between asphalt and building gives way to an organic syncopation as one approaches Newark, NJ.   The gravel mounds that serve to support the track disappear into a skeletal trussing that allows the train to pass the Passaic River and the marshes of  Newark County without pretension.  Somewhere south of this I think I figured out what the lyrics to Pearl Jam’s “Daughter” meant and I felt sad.

The Pennsylvania Hotel is a pylon of rooms seemingly packed with the density of a neutron star.  The bed occupied most of the room and with the air mattress inflated one couldn’t actually circumnavigate the sleep surface.  It was after 10 PM on a Sunday in New York so we went to Time Square.  The closest analog I can think of to New York City sidewalks is to the halls of an underbuilt high school where traffic lanes are an emergent pattern like the streams created by water pouring down a sand heap.  Time Square itself moves between frenetic and glacial foot traffic and passing each wave of people is a process similar to pulling oneself through a door made of jello.  After we crested Time Square, we kept walking on to Central Park and then south to the hotel again covering about 5 miles of busy streets despite it then being past midnight on a Sunday.

Suzie had some things to take care of, so Mike and I took the queen-size bed with the intent that I’d migrate to the floor on Suzie’s return.  I woke up a few hours later with a knee in the small of my back from Suzie who didn’t wish to wake us so I scooched over and noted “knee there”.  I woke up a few more times with similar causes and slowly Suzie turned into a kind of Vitruvian Man/star fish hybrid with at least six arms and legs where the discovery of each nudged me over a little more.  That night I learned that I can sleep with one leg on the bed and another on the floor supporting my body.

My last visit to NYC met me poorly prepared.  I left straight from work, wore poorly supporting shoes and crappy socks and walked around in a light mist.  After 20 blocks of walking I had proto-blisters and a week afterward I had deadskin snowflakes shedding from my feet.

This time I wore normal shoes and socks and resolved to walk the 35 blocks each way.  All went well inbound and I took a sequence of nice building pictures that look like clipart as the overcast of the day registered the sky as RGB #FFFFFF.  I brought my camera in backpack and the combo of t-shirt + oxford + fleece vest + backpack produced more back sweat than I would have liked.

Bringing the gorilla pod proved wise as NECSS was a low-light event.  I giggled as people tried to take pictures with cell phones and pocket point-and-shoots as I sat with my f/2.8 70-200mm on myAPC sensor.  My smile dropped when I saw the guy down the row from me with his camera on a steady-cam setup atop a monopod on his Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III with an L-series 28-300.  One day.

Each panel had a question and answer period after it and the queue quickly filled each time, except for the final presentation by Carl Zimmer.  I <3 Carl Zimmer as his book Evolution: The Triumph of an Idea led me to rework all of Environmental Science merit badge.  I was first to the mic and I choked like a chihuahua swallowing a hot dog.  I’ve asked probing questions of former heads of the military through FPRI, chewed out Scout leaders who probably could have gotten me fired and once called my boss’s boss’s boss and idiot.  But I proved physically incapable of asking a softball question of a blogger.  GHA…..  He was nice about it, my sentences may have properly included the correct parts of speech but bordered on “who do you want me to eat it?” territory.  He looked at me with that exceedingly polite “you could yell something at me in Magyar and I’ll still smile nicely, call you insightful and give you a response that reminds you why you think I’m amazing”.

As I made my way from the venue I received about a 1/2 dozen “you’re the tard that covered the keynote speaker’s face with language vomit” and paid my penance by walking back to the train station in the rain.  My feet are fine…