Yesterday evening we dropped 10 lbs of short ribs into the water oven and then went to sleep. Today, Pat and I went to the Rochester Museum and Science Center and it was surprisingly good. I purchased a student pass and reached for my ID but the teller stopped me saying “you look honest”. Pat and I took our time and learned about local… things and I learned that Pat was thinking of becoming a falconer. This sounded lame until I learned that after raising a falcon and receiving several more years of training Pat could capture and train owls. F-ing owls. How bad ass is that? I’d totally train burrowing owls and just have this team of them scurry across the ground and attack people’s ankles.

The museum had a nice collection of displays centered around the last ice age and fought the good fight on evolution and the timescales of paleontology. After the museum, Pat and I stopped at a butcher shop and he talked about arranging some expensive cut of meat to be available for him for Thanksgiving. I didn’t follow most of the conversation except for the line “and then you hold its still-beating heart” was said.

Clara returned home and we had the spare ribs. For $2.00 a lb plus spicing and electricity, those spare ribs may be the best flavor per dollar ratio food I’ve ever had.

That evening, Pat and I took a long walk around Rochester of about four miles. Rochester is a small big town rather than a big small town and it had all the trappings of a major city but simply smaller. Parking everywhere cost about $1.00 and there was a tiny tiny arts and culture district. It seemed just large enough that it would take one a full day to become familiar with it.

We had fourth meal at a diner and returned to Pat’s. We talked, and not wanting to miss an engagement tomorrow evening, I left for home.

Pat and I stayed up late enough that we were able to drop Clara off at work at 5am. She’s in her residency and her standard shift is at least 12 hours. Pat and I retired and when our day started around the crack of 2pm we went to the largest Wegman’s in North America. Wegman’s home base is in Rochester and the store is quite nice. We purchased seasoned chicken breasts in plastic vacuum packs with the idea that we could save a vacuum step. They had artisanal cheeses and being a sucker for such things, acquire the makings of a lovely cheese plate.

Returning to Pat’s house, the rig was brought to temperature and the food simply dropped in. The elegance of the water bath as a cooking method tickles my love of parsimony. There is also a trade off in precision when cooking via sous vide. One trades thermal precision for temporal freedom. The cook times with sous vide are often 30 minute windows as opposed to the 60 second window during which a steak can go from caramelized to burnt.

We talked, tweaked, salivated and picked up Clara. She was concerned that we’d left the rig running while we were out but once we served dinner all objections dropped. The chicken was either the best or the second best chicken I’ve had in my life, only possibly being rivaled by a plate from The Brothers’ Moon in Pennington where I received two chicken tenderloin pieces that clocked in at $28.00. This plate of broccoli, pork tenderloin, and chicken cost about $6.00 including the power to run the device. Clara was equally pleased and the rig joined the cats as Pat and Clara’s newest family proxies.

That evening Pat and I walked around the High Falls area of Rochester and I took pictures.

Favorite Rochester Bridge

This was my favorite bridge shot.  The symmetry is delicious.

 

White Balance Blend

Rarely do I like clashing white balances.  This is an exception.

Just Water

Pools of light.

Dawn came at 11 am or so as we left our queen-size coffin and checked our bags in the basement of the Hotel Pennsylvania including our umbrellas as the forecast listed the chance of rain at 20%.  Oops.  We first head south to near the World Trade Center site which was still a seeming pile of rubble like every other construction project in America and here I found comfort.  While the destruction of the plaza was an event of such enormity the numerals of the date are their own memorial the site itself was being consumed by the American industrial beast with a determination that makes me proud.  The area around contains parks, restaurants, business complexes, and a coast whose inspirational view of New Jersey.

Heading east we hit Trinity church, burial place of Alexander Hamilton, James Watt, and Roger Morris.  The stained glass of the apse were exceptional in the small church and the ancient graveyard felt like it was stubborn in its stand against the encroaching modernity of Wall Street.

Trinity Choir

Apse glasswork with Suzie for scale

 

Wall Street was busy as befits Wall Street as it is nearly impossible to pass it on a vehicle with all the inter-building pedestrian traffic and this only clears up as one goes from business hub to the ring of aspirational stores that ring NYSE, the Treasury Museum, and the Federal Reserve.    The New York Stock Exchange had before it the largest American flag I’d ever seen and I had to climb over many European tourists to grab this shot of the tenderness of the symbol of liberty on the stone symbol of capitalism.  I think they make a good couple and would survive poorly with out each other.
NYSE Flags

We headed again East to have lunch in the shadow of the Brooklyn Bridge in the rain.  Roebling’s foresight in creating a bridge vastly larger that what was required has allowed his great grandchildren’s generation to see something transplanted from another world.  The bridge is sturdy in a way that was alien to both then and now using more materials than anyone thought necessary but without the advances of structural steel and engineering that allow for the almost gossamer radial span bridges that would come 80 years later.  Vendors were selling almost name brands at almost discount prices as tourists queued up for a boat tour.

Brooklyn Bridge

Next we went north through Chinatown with its legion juxtapositions.
McChina

Heading west towards the Canal Street subway hub led us through market stalls where I could identify only a 3rd of the fruits and vegetables and shops with more gold and silver in them than seemed possible interspersed with one-off branches for banks whose home business was from 20 different countries.  Both of these being stores of value that have in their own way become traditional.  I wonder what layer of meaning lied buried under my ignorance of Mandarin and Cantonese.

The subway ride north was steamy as the water absorbed in the rain combined with sweat when exposed to the perpetual warmth of the subway terminals to create a steamy cloud of unwashed humanity.  This smell goes between comforting, disgusting, and funny depending on one’s mood and disposition.  We got off north of central park and began walking west to the Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine, the Episcopal seat of the Diocese of New York.

New York buildings possess a grandness to themselves but the cathedral possesses a sense of grandeur that is something apart.  Most big buildings are surrounded by other big buildings gradually dwindling in size but the cathedral has gardens, sculpture, fountains, sheds, convent/monastic structures, and educational facilities.  The trees are much larger than those that normally line the street so the steeple always looms with no obvious path through the grounds until you find the massive doors.
Vagrant outside St. John
The inside is vast enough that there is something akin to mall walkers that walk around the nave without entering the church proper whose whose surface area is 121,000 square feet.    The ceiling rises 120 feet in some areas which creates a sense of cloistered openness as if one is in a grotto surrounded by miles of rock as the mishmash of Gothic, Byzantine, Roman, and more modern elements come through as veins from some architectural quarry held up by the 8 main granite pillars that plunge over 70 feet before striking bed rock.  The doors have a set of prayer candles near them that had prostrations in a dozen languages for everything to solving world hunger to the lose of a cat.  The celestory is magnificent and the glasswork was awe-inspiring even when the building was wrapped in the inky greyness of the day.

I had dragged Mike and Suzie 30 blocks to see the church and after some time in it, I think we all found the trek worth it.  St. John’s the Unfinished again inspired in me a notion of the numinous for the second time in my life.  THe first time was tinged with a sense of the divine, this time a sense of humanity.
Candles and John the Divine

Our final stop was a Hungarian pastry shop where gruff 20 somethings read Camus next to MacBooks.  I had a poppy seed pastry and we unleashed a flurry of text messages to our respective parties when a clock check indicated we need to leave.  We made the southbound Northeast Corridor train with little time to spare and sunk into our seats with a sense that had escaped, not in the sense that we were being held against our will but captivated.  We would return.

The evening wound down in Princeton over dinner with a friend consisting of brick oven pizza and artisanal cheese.  How can I refuse something with “artisanal” in its name?

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We woke at 9:45 AM for the program that was to start at 10.  I am glad I packed the night before.  Despite these 10 hours of sleep, I still fell asleep during the deathly dull session on logic traps during which many of the presenters seemed to also have their eyes closed.  The preceding session was by John Allen Paulos who has not aged as gracefully as his promo shot suggests.

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No Mail

He mostly retold anecdotes from his books and during the Q&A period I asked him why he never emptied his mailbox at Temple University.  He said he did, but as chair of the math department, he sits upon a throne of lies.

The day’s events finished off with an “arts” performance of someone singing the ingredients of a Twinkie, about North American mammals, and the ways we will die.  There are times where the skeptic movement apes the trappings of a traditional church.  There are times when it shouldn’t.

Final Thoughts:

  • Best Presentation – Dan Gardner’s presentation on imperial skepticism and the need for there to be a completion to the analogy of “homeopaths are to medical skeptics as politicians are to”
  • Best Panel – The US Founders and Skepticism.  All the panelists had done their homework, and were will to disagree among the group when one deviated from fact.
  • Best Host Moment – Todd Robbins swallowing swords, he was an able replacement for Jamie Ian Swiss.  Todd Robbins swallowing a sword
  • If I had the option to re-do the weekend, I would have gone strictly for Saturday, saved $190 in hotel fees and gone to the speakers’ cocktail reception.
  • Presentations, except Eugenie Scott’s, required polish.  I would have trouble recommending NECSS to anyone but someone already familiar and interested in the skeptic movement.

 

The Northeast Conference on Science and Skepticism opened its doors at about 9:50 AM and I was surprised to see how orderly a queue, brights, radicals, skeptics, and free-thinkers would form.  Phil Plait was the keynote speaker and he seemed off his game as he spoke about addressing the scientific requirement that an idea is never proven vs. the practical requirement that one eventually recognize a fact claim as truth.  He’s otherwise a dynamic presenter and a likeable fellow but the speech he gave was more of the kernel of what will be a good speech.   He did issue the notable line of “the only thing homeopathy cures is thirst”.

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Phil Plait

The end of Phil Plait’s keynote had a Q&A section where dumb people asked stupid questions.  This would prove to be a fixture of the weekend including comments from “don’t blame journalism guy”, “postmodernist girl”, and “cogent question man” of which the third almost never appeared.  After a surly lunch, Eugenie Scott gave a wonderful presentation on the recent efforts to wedge creationism into the classroom.  One of her adverts involved a 7th grader saying “why can’t you let me choose what’s true?” to which Ms. Scott responded “because you’re in 7th grade, dear.”

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"The atheist" Eugenie Scott

The first panel of the day was “Skepticism and the US Founders” on which Brooke Allen, Jennifer Michael Hecht, and Susan Jacoby sat.  Each had done their homework, which was refreshing, and Brooke Allen rebutting Washington’s piety by noting him having used “god” only 6 times in 27 volumes of letters was satisfying.  A questioner brought up Washington’s first inaugural and each panelist scrambled to be the first to say “IT WAS WRITTEN BY HAMILTON”.  The second panel was unremarkable but Dan Gardner’s presentation on imperial skepticism was quite nice.  For next year, I think I’m going to offer to vet questions during the Q&A section during which only two of the 10 didn’t suck.

That evening, I had a 4 lb chicken pot pie at a pub and then walked to the Empire State Building and back.  We were in bed by 11:00 PM.  Us rowdy skeptics.

NECSS had a group rate for The Marcel at Gramercy which normally charges about $310 a night for the room; Pat, Clara, and I paid $180.  I was saddened to learn that cost doesn’t necessarily correspond to size when I found that the main shot on their webpage is taken from the exit of their vestibule.  The room shot shows probably a full third of the room and I’ve seen minivans that were more spacious.  While sitting at the book shelf masquerading as a desk no one could fit between me and the bed even while using the desk as a dunlop shelf.  Had I opted to use the toilet it would have been in a pose I’ll politely call side saddle and was very happy that Baruch college had a proper potty.  The bed seemed spacious, but probably because removing the score of pillows on it doubled its apparent size.

The only non-comically tiny items in the room were the TV and the minibar whose tray covered a quarter of the desk.  Were one to have consumed all the items on it, one would owe the hotel an addition $132, excluding the $14 “pleasure pak”.  $7 condom, anyone?

On Monday, a coworker recommended I visit Edge River, New Jersey and take pictures of the New York skyline so I contacted Teejay Green and Sam Lodise and we left around 6:30 PM to capture the skyline.  This was our trip:

Le Trek

Or first stop was at KFC where we went through the timeless bonding ritual of eating a doubledown and then having to stop an hour later to use the bathroom.  We hit Hackensack and started going south until we hit a nice spot in Union City with both a Ben and Jerry’s and a Starbucks and a health peppering of well-dressed people with tiny dogs.

We took pictures and these were my best:

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We drove a bit further south, and then into Brooklyn, and then through Manhattan, and then home.  Some time past Jersey City Teejay started googling New York City Skyline and we found that every shot of the skyline is pretty well taken from the same inaccessible spot below the Manhattan Bridge.  Having driven by that spot, and seeing that it’s surrounded by construction, we agreed that we either needed to rent a helicopter, or gain the ability to scale chain link fences.  The former is far more likely.

The plan was to take NJ Transit into Penn Station, walk a block, take the E-line to Lexington and walk to the W. .. and that’s exactly what happened.  I was stunned at the functionality of NJTransit compared to SEPTA as I walked through four cars to find a seat and didn’t stick to anything.  The station was a spot confusion as the tracks weren’t labelled directly only indicating what the other side was much like travelling on the PA Turnpike and having the directions labelled “not New Jersey” and “not towards Pittsburg” or I-95 “not North” and “not South”.  The tracks were also straight, which was weird as there were ligitimate moments where I didn’t know if the car was moving or not.  To top it all off, the route had better graffiti.  I thought this was the one place where SEPTA could triumph but the spray of colors, historical and social references, clarity of the tags and smoothness of the dodges was simply better than I’ve ever seen traveling in and about Philadelphia.

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I did get more looks than normal as I took pictures of trains and stations, but such is the way of things in a post 9/11 world. I met Chayoss, Impulse (Steve McMackin) and his spouse Ratchet (Rachel Garman) at the W.  Steve regaled me his efforts to do a time-lapse of the plane flight and I felt like I was punched in the face by hipster.  This contrasted sharply with Chayoss’s urbane air that made one think that he’d never done anything for the first time.

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In the rain, the pavement shines like silver

Dinner was at some trattoria hosting the reasonable New York prices of $18 for a 10″ personal pizza.  Luckily, New York City has what’s rumored to be the best tap water of any major US city which keeps getting better as the Catskill snowpack melts.  I had a delightful paillard and learned about Rachel’s work receiving a barbed wire giraffe.

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Le Webmaster

We took the subway to the stunningly boring Time Square but on the way I got to get a picture of Steve such that he looks like an absolute tool.

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Le Tool

I hate newsie hats or whatever they’re called.  There are four people that don’t look like tools when they’re reversed and while I’ve never met any of them, although  statistically they exist.  People who wear their hats as such should be sealed in lucite and serve as a standard tool size for things like jackhammers and boom cranes.  There were an infinitude of tourists split between slack-jawed jokels and pseudo-knowledged residents.  I stuck by being a stranger in a strange land and we made our way to Central Park.  Steve stopped several times to use buildings, lightposts, and postboxes as stabilizers but I decided for a stiff arm using the excuse of “the blur makes it look mysterious”.

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I made my way back to Penn Station in time to miss my train so I had some waiting to do.  Then, New York unfolded.

  • Beggar drinking out of a San Pelegrino bottle
  • 4 prostitutes with different dresses but identical accessories.  Are johns becoming cost conscious and purchasing in bulk.
  • A man using an overflowing garbage can lid as an umbrella stand.
  • A bunch of hoodlum-y youths all wearing Blizzard software sweaters

The ride back went swimmingly until we stopped at my station… and none of the doors opened.  Apparently some sort of ghost-conductor came around to tell as 8 people in my car missed the note that they’d only be unloading from one car of the 12 on the train.  So, I had to go from Princeton into Trenton, wait for the 4:00 AM return train, get on that, argue with the conductor on why I and my non-English speaking hanger-on who also missed her stop and only English words appeared to be “NO PAY FOR FUCKING TICKET” should not be charged and then drive home without falling asleep and dying.   It was 5 AM by the time I got back to the station three hours after my initial target time and I did the only reasonable thing one can do when in New Jersey, hungry and tired.  I purchased 3 Wawa hot dogs, drove to work and fell asleep at my desk.  Good day in all.