I was planning on going the 5-Color tournament today and having 8 people show up demanding I pay out the prizes I promised, which came to about 220 dollars and receiving 90 in admission.  Thus the only way of breaking even was to win my own event.  Instead, everyone was pleasant, we scaled back the prizes, and Mikey N. took a picture of what is arguable the largest presumably human generated turd I’ve ever seen.  We were speculating as to what happened, and what could have caused the 4″ diameter loaf to have been pinched.  So best we can think, someone accidentally ate a piece of roof gutter, and that is what emerged. The competing theory is that the turd was so big, it actually shat the person.