I found this sign on a trip to Superfresh. 100 yogurts, 60 cents, what a bargain.
Tag: dumb
Campfire Stories
Last night, I had to deal with a number of kids with homesickness, or what we call domestic nostalgia. Here’s what they said:
Kid: What music do you listen to?
Me: Mostly stuff from people who’ve been dead for 150 years.
Kid: Oh, like Van Halen.
Me: So what do you do for fun?
Kid: Collect souls, I bought Michael Jackson’s for $1.00.
Kid: You’re awesome at the guitar, you’re like that black guy.
Campfire Stories
Last night, I had to deal with a number of kids with homesickness, or what we call domestic nostalgia. Here’s what they said:
Kid: What music do you listen to?
Me: Mostly stuff from people who’ve been dead for 150 years.
Kid: Oh, like Van Halen.
Me: So what do you do for fun?
Kid: Collect souls, I bought Michael Jackson’s for $1.00.
Kid: You’re awesome at the guitar, you’re like that black guy.
Dear Chrisitna
I just received an email from a “Chrisitna Nurikar”. Normally when I respond, I put the recipients name in. But I’m not sure if it’s actually Chrisitna or a misspelling of Christina as the last name “Nurikar” points to some where East of the Caucasus and therefore a DMZ for name spellings.
I could respond with Chrisitna, whereas I would be seen as a dick, or possibly accurate or possibly an idiot as he or she may not know their own name was incorrectly spelled. Gha….
Update: I read the rest of the email in detail and found the words “neblizer” instead of “nebulizer” and “slee apna” instead of “sleep apnea”. I think she just can’t spell.
Dear Chrisitna
I just received an email from a “Chrisitna Nurikar”. Normally when I respond, I put the recipients name in. But I’m not sure if it’s actually Chrisitna or a misspelling of Christina as the last name “Nurikar” points to some where East of the Caucasus and therefore a DMZ for name spellings.
I could respond with Chrisitna, whereas I would be seen as a dick, or possibly accurate or possibly an idiot as he or she may not know their own name was incorrectly spelled. Gha….
Update: I read the rest of the email in detail and found the words “neblizer” instead of “nebulizer” and “slee apna” instead of “sleep apnea”. I think she just can’t spell.
Same Animal
I purchased a chicken cheesesteak today from the local Quikchek or what ever butchered spelling it uses and was miffed when I got the wrong sandwich.
Me: This is a turkey grinder, I ordered the chicken cheesesteak.
Sandwich Lady:Â We’re out of chicken, so I switched it with another meat from the same animal.
He reasoning was so flawless I couldn’t argue.