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On the way home I saw a Nissan truck with two faded bumper stickers.  The first read “The real reason for the 2nd amendment is becoming clear” and the second I couldn’t make out both of which looked at least 10 years old.  In addition, there was a magnetic soccer ball on the tailgate.

What does that mean?  Is the person racist, paranoid, libertarian, anti-Clinton, a strict constructionist, what?  It’s driving me mad.  Maybe the mystery would be explained by the 2nd bumper sticker and could provide enough context with something like “send them all home” or “government of the people, by the people and for the people” or even “the right to arm bears”.  And the soccer ball?  Maybe that’s just there as a distraction to the anti-gun police officer who thinks he’s going to show a gun-nut who’s boss.  Gha, make sense, world.

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On the way home I saw a Nissan truck with two faded bumper stickers.  The first read “The real reason for the 2nd amendment is becoming clear” and the second I couldn’t make out both of which looked at least 10 years old.  In addition, there was a magnetic soccer ball on the tailgate.

What does that mean?  Is the person racist, paranoid, libertarian, anti-Clinton, a strict constructionist, what?  It’s driving me mad.  Maybe the mystery would be explained by the 2nd bumper sticker and could provide enough context with something like “send them all home” or “government of the people, by the people and for the people” or even “the right to arm bears”.  And the soccer ball?  Maybe that’s just there as a distraction to the anti-gun police officer who thinks he’s going to show a gun-nut who’s boss.  Gha, make sense, world.

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“My child has more chromosomes than your honor student” written in a crayony font was probably the most heart warming bumper sticker I saw on the way to Florida and back which got me thinking about my experiences with bumper stickers.

Up until now I’ve only created 1: “Remember: Determine in pouch from if the new laminated…” which was a memorium to the elfin dolt who game me a work order that was physically impossible.  Since then, I created a new one:

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Cool ain’t it?  civil libertarians that can read Latin quickly at a distance will love it.

WTF <– That links to the wikipedia sight on it.  Just don’t read the last part where you realize I learned the phrase from an episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.