I was running late to the bank today and decided on using the drive-thru to try and expedite my exchange.  Push button, over box, place check, place deposit slip, close box, push button…wait…wait…wait…voice from box, “How do you want your cash back?”, “hundreds”…wait…wait…wait…”are fifties ok?”, “yes” (should have said no or twos)…wait…wait…wait…”sir, your IDs expired, please send another”….wait…wait…wait….open tube, grab driver’s license that was misread, replace with school ID, press button….wait…wait…wait…see woman counting cash like 9 times through the exterior window (it’s 8 50s is that so hard?) receive tube…. “Ma’am, you didn’t include the receipt” “my mistake”… place box, press button, receive box, open box, get stuff return tube.

Four people walked in and out in the time my rather milquetoast was processed.  Next, time I walk inside.