An advertisement for Underarmour for someone who doesn’t know the meaning of the word exercise.
Category: Factoids and Discoveries
Handwriting Identification – Fail # 1
Variance of MLEs ->Variat-cat piss
NES Harmonica
I will have one of these ready for Summer Camp: Nintendo Cartridge Harmonica
Via MAKE
How much will you pay for a clean taint?
Regardless of what you’re willing to pay, it’ll cost you about $100,000 for this full-cavity-search-capable shower set-up. Depending on the strength of the jets, really small people could use it to levitate.
[Product Page via BornRich via Gizmodo]
Things you don't want advertised in you food
A co-worker mentioned she’d bought 15 pounds of cereal from a bulk foods distributor, after I stopped laughing thinking about a 15 lb bag of Wheaties I poked around for a distributor and found bulkfoods.com and checking in their dried fruit section found the section divided into Sulfured and Non-Sulfured Fruits. That makes me feel safe.
I think their candy section should be “with small razor sharp metal bits and without small razor sharp metal bits”.
PA Tax Filing
I should use this in the Leader Guide
Consumerist.com found this amazing fuck up. I wish I could use this in writing the Ockanickon Daily Times.
To "JOE", "J O E" or "Joe"
Every Thursday in geology merit badge, Matt Grob would make the kids watch the Futurama Episode where Planet Express finds Fry’s dog as a doggy non-fossil.
Recently, I’ve gone back through the xkcd.com comics archive and done mouse-overs to view the title parameters of images that usually have secondary jokes in them.
To tie the two together, I found this: http://xkcd.com/233/ , if you’re using FireFox mouse over the picture until text appears or right click and hit properties. Joe, you may want to clear some space around you before you do it so no one gets hit with anything.
To: Kevin Ott
Kevin,
One of the most delightful comedies of manners Kevin you passed to me was the time the guys from your WPC whipped out a frisbee and asked anyone if they wanted to play “disc”. After hearing that I made a number of jabs concerning playing “sphere” instead of soccer and “parabolic surface of revolution” for football.
Well, I’ve found a product that can disambiguate this disc problem. It’s called a titsbee. I don’t think I’ll be able to use them at camp.
To: Kevin Ott
Kevin,
One of the most delightful comedies of manners Kevin you passed to me was the time the guys from your WPC whipped out a frisbee and asked anyone if they wanted to play “disc”. After hearing that I made a number of jabs concerning playing “sphere” instead of soccer and “parabolic surface of revolution” for football.
Well, I’ve found a product that can disambiguate this disc problem. It’s called a titsbee. I don’t think I’ll be able to use them at camp.