Mike: I see on Facebook you’ve been running 5ks. What’s your time down to?
Me: Around 24 minutes is my best time. Nothing crazy.
Mike: Still better than me, which is annoying.
Me: Why? I am nearly half your age.
Mike: Yes, you may have youth but I have a personal trainer and very expensive running shoes. What do you have?
Me: A treadmill with over a thousand miles on it and shoes I got for $40.00 on Amazon.