Joe, Todd, Dylan and I went out to dinner tonight and afterword I returned to Joe’s. Â We were chatting when his parents returned having also come back from dinner. Â It had been a while since I’d talked with Joe’s parents and his dad and I chatted.
Him: How’s work?
Me: Fine, I’m doing a lot of work with tubing which is new but repetitive.
Him: Have you tried Joe’s Kinect yet?
Me: Yes, it was fun.
Him: You know what my favorite feature is? Â Voice commands. Â *Yelling into Joe’s room* KINECT, PLAY GAY PORN.
Joe: Dad.
Him: KINECT, PLAY GAY PORN.
Joe: I don’t even think it’s on.
Him: KINECT, GAY PORN.
I hope I can age as gracefully.