Hazmat training combines things I enjoy like being on the clock while watching powerpoint presentations, a free lunch, and learning how I could die. Â As the new guy, I got to be the one that did the sample suit up consisting of boot covers, Tyvek suit, inner gloves, outer gloves, googles, and face shield. Â After the health and safety person took a picture of me suited up riding a slide projector like a pony I was told to change back. Â I did quickly and when she looked back to where I was standing and saw me back in my normal cloths she did a double take. Â “That was the quietest hazmat desuiting I’ve ever heard”. Â Everyone else in the room started nodding in agreement and someone said “I didn’t even hear you walk around in the Tyvek suit”. Â Maybe I’ve found my calling, hazmat ninja.