I went food shopping the other day for the first time in over a month and acquired two mules worth of food.  But with the oven broke, our options are limited.  So, I decided to play it subtle.  During unloading:

Dad: Stewwing potatoes, stew meat, chicken stock, chili mix, Crockpot Delights, and stuff for the toaster oven.  I guess I should look into getting a new bake element for the oven if I ever want to use a fork again.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!