Our department was told that we needed to keep our areas more open so I’ve been throwing out impediments to sight lines at an amazing rate. I took this opportunity to further convince the Hispanic housekeeper that I’m insane:

Him: What are you doing?
Me: Playing a game.
Him: What kind of game?
Me: A game where you throw out things.
Him: What’s it called?
Me: Throw out the thing.
Him: How do you play?
Me: You throw out things.
Him: Are you good at it?
Me: Very good.