Coworker: Terry, I have an admission to make.
Me: Yes?
Coworker: I tried your cheesecake yesterday and felt guilty after a bite so I threw it out.
Me: That’s ok.
Coworker: I’m not done yet.
Me: Oh.
Coworker: It was really good, so I took it back out again, and had some.
Me: Was your trashcan at least clean?
Coworker: Yes, but I’m still not done. I did that four more times.