Mike and I went ice skating and while waiting to return my skates started talking with the rental person.

Me: So is this an after school gig or something you do full time?
Her: After school, you were here the other day, weren’t you?
Me: Yeah, now that I’ve overcome my fear of sawing a child in half on the ice, I enjoy skating.
Her: It’s not that bad, I once accidentally ran over my best friend’s finger and took off the tip of her pointer finger.
Me: And you’re still friends?
Her: No… no we aren’t, in fact we haven’t talked in the five years since then.

Way to help my case.