A decree came down from on high that all employees at my firm needed to be present between 9 AM and 3 PM Monday through Thursday.  This destroyed my normal schedule of working “whenever I arrive to whenever I leave as long as it adds up to 40 hours in week”.  I dutifully arrived at 8:58 AM and put out the cheesecake I had made.  It had a homemade graham cracker crust, was fruit-topped, and had a twin.  Normally, such a treat would be gone shortly after lunch, but today I had 1.5 cheesecakes left at the end of the work day.

Screw you, New Years Resolutions.