A commercial or video short or something containing the following.

Scene: Person standing behind a antiseptic-looking counter with the phrase “holistic computers” or “fuzzy logic, inc” or something.

Customer: Hi, I’m looking for something that can do advanced heuristics, perform facial recognition, access a large network of input associations, has advanced speech recognition capabilities and is portable.

Service Person: We’ve got something that can do that. *Lifts up three year-old child and places on counter top*

3 year-old child: Hello.

Throw a “we’ve still got some way to go, but we’re getting there” and a brand logo and I could make millions for Dragon Naturally Speaking.