Our firm has recently instituted a series of cost-cutting measures which in the midst we received literally hundreds of sticky notes with dumb slogans on the bottom to which I’ve created insurgent responses:
Example:
The winner: Is always part of the solution, the loser is always part of the problem
Response: The winner is always part of the solution, the loser is always part of the precipitate

I don’t know how much they’d like my “The losers always blames those that can fire him, the winner always blames those he can fire” but no one’s noticed it yet.